The Simpsons Terracotta Chia Pet

A terracotta piece of Springfield nostalgia that sprouts chia seeds into a questionable green Afro.

Nothing says 'I appreciate horticulture' quite like smearing wet seeds onto a terracotta head of Springfield's favorite suburban dad. It serves as part nostalgic desk accessory and part low-stakes biology experiment that you will almost certainly forget to water after day four. It is absurd, charmingly tacky, and precisely the kind of object someone sends with a text asking 'why do I want this?'

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